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’ ‘Always.’ ‘If you take it in the ass why not.’ Wait, what.
This is a boning session, not a doctor’s appointment. ‘Tuesday works for me.’ ‘I can get us a place as I run an airbnb company.’ Oooh.
Tell Her Jokes Another way to make her laugh is by telling her jokes.
‘Apparently my flight is in an hour – what the hell? Or, if this was an excuse, it was the worst one ever. ‘Apparently I can’t get the next plane so I might even be missing this one! I looked at the posh bathroom and briefly considered trashing the joint in an act of rebellious defiance, then thought better of it. Regardless, I wasn’t about to hang around on Whatsapp – or Tinder – and wait for him to message me whenever he was back. I was about to pay for my ride home, but that was it.